when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
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excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
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you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons
How to Train Your Dragon and Dragons
Imagine Dragons and Dragons
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
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"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
"talk dirty to me"