otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? “And then there’s this asshole.”
updates on my love life:
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
jonathanleary: remember when raven accidentally ate mushrooms on a live cooking show
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
When you're asking your parents if your friend can... →
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
When someone in school says they like your tumblr ... →
maliciousmelons: i had to come up with a cross of two animals for a class and i looked up gorilla bird LOOK AT IT
Having a class with none of your friends.
sodamnrelatable: Teacher: Okay guys, pick a partner.
softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass: in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
tinychatter: tinychatter: why are emoticons even yellow stop racism
That awkward moment when you're just minding your...
When you’re waiting for your favorite part of a... →
sodamnrelatable: Hold up! It’s coming…. Wait for it… NOW!
when trying on new clothes in a store
sodamnrelatable: this got more likes and shit than i have followers! follow me and i’ll love you forever.
Doesn’t this song make you want to learn the...
College Confessions? What the Hell Is That?
So, I recently found out that my college has this thing on Facebook called “Mt. San. Confessions”. I searched for it after being shown “Long Beach University Confessions” by my dear friend. That is so cool. Now I can rant to the people I don’t like privately without them knowing it was me. AND they can see it. Who doesn’t love that?
royal-blue-15: heyjosh19: reverendmaynard: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin This is why this website scares me
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags YES.
sasstiel-sassbutt: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood this post just got 209348451 times better okay
Ah-ha. No. I don’t like the Harlem Shake. I can understand teenagers and young adults following this trend, but it really peeves me when I see our firefighters, police, and army doing it. I mean, YOU’RE THE FREAKING NAVY/ARMY. Don’t you think that’s a little inappropriate to show other nations what we represent? Oh, okay. The British Army did it too. That justifies...
So is Cancer a turn on or something?
I swear like a half an hour after telling someone you had cancer, keeping in mind that you barely know this person from college, he goes and makes a move. WTF? IS CANCER A TURN ON OR SOMETHING? Did I miss something? Because I’m pretty sure my first thought when telling someone that I had cancer is that their response is going to be the equivalency of, “Oh Shit. This is some real shit...
Doing a sexy pose
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
When I see the words 'Based on a true story'... →
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then...