God’s photoshopping the moon around 11pm. I thought you all should be aware of that.

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

deforrestkelley:

the-angels-take-asgard:

deforrestkelley:

barock-yomama:

deforrestkelley:

deforrestkelley:

i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

update: i still haven’t stopped

how do you curse in ice cream flavors

what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk

i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

that was beautiful

thank you

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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cybuggin:

"Women don’t belong in video games"

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Someone wanted my nuts. 

Except I was holding a banana. 

markoruffalo:

bruce “actual dangerous threat according to every intelligence community” banner

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend